- Not having to shave
- Watching whatever the fuck I want
- Going to bed whenever the fuck I want
- No bitching
- Not worrying about someone else's happiness
- Not worrying about someone else fucking up
- Eating whatever the fuck I want
- Talking to my cats, because fuck you
- Licking the plate
- Farting
- Tweezing my eyebrows on the couch
- Eating cheese on the couch while wearing a snuggy (thx Liz Lemon!)
- Impromptu hang outs with friends
- No bitching
- Time to study and learn and read
- Eating olives directly out of the jar
- Total A/C control
- Making out with random strangers, because why not?
- Taking up the ENTIRE bed and covers
- No bitching
- It's just EASIER!
Words written on the cuff, produced from the deep recesses of my mind (some might say ramblings- I say glimmers of truth.)
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Best Parts about being Single
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